“Torment The Sister Who Loves You”
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put the curler in the toilet
tie the tampons to the dog
string her bras on the flagpole
torment the sister who loves you
push her q-tips in your nostrils
sell all her billy joel records
put a snake in her panty drawer
torment the sister who loves you
tell her how much you love her
cross your fingers at your behind
tell her how much she means to you
then exploit her in the tabloids
send her diary to her boyfriend
cut her curly locks while she’s sleeping
go tell mom that she has herpes
torment the sister who loves you
about Ben Hauck
I'm an actor, athlete, and improv comedian. I'm also a writer and teacher of both long-form improv and general semantics. Definitely not your average dude.
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