The Superbowl is gay

The Superbowl is gay

The Superbowl Superbowl Superbowl is gay

The Raiders are gay

The Raiders are so fucking gay

Raiders are so fucking gay

The Raiders are gay

The Bucks are gay

The Bucks are also fucking gay

The Bucks are also fucking gay

The Bucks are also fucking gay

The Bucks are gay

Raiders, gay

The Bucks, gay

Superbowl, gay

Everything else, gay

Water, gay

Cologne is gay

DVD players are gay

DVDs are gay

Stray cats are gay

The sky is gay

It’s also sometimes gray

But it’s mostly gay

Cottage cheese, gay

Yogurt, gay

Shirts, gay

Vacuum cleaners, gay

Electronic devices, name ‘em, a lot of ‘em are gay

Why are they so gay?

Why is everything gay?

KFC is gay

McDonald’s is gay

McDonald’s is gay

You must not misunderstand me when I say McDonald’s is gay because it is so gay

Orange juice, gay

Orange juice, gay

Orange juice raped my father…
So that makes him gay

['Cause as you know orange juice is a male]

Gay, gay
Gay, gay, gay

I don’t wanna play with you ’cause you’re gay

I don’t wanna play with you ’cause you’re gay

Why don’t you go eat hay
You stupid gay

Why don’t you go eat KFC which I already told you is gay

So that would make a nice gay couple

Because you eat KFC and you are so gay just like the chicken that you’re eating

Put on some cologne you faggot ’cause you’re gay

And so is the cologne and everything is gay that I know

Dollar bills are gay
Coins, gay
Monitors are gay
Monitors are gay

Scanners are gay
Zip drives, gay
CD burners, gay!
CD burners are gay!

They burn music from Kazaa but they’re gay

Ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay

I am not gay
I am not gay
I am not gay
I like girlies…
I like girlies
But I also like penis
So I guess I’m gay

I guess I’m gay
I guess I’m gay
Gay, (etc.)
We’re all gay