“Postage Stamps”
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This song, made in college and perhaps my last song before the computer-aided age, was inspired by my perception of punk at the time. (In all honestly, I didn’t really have a sense of it, from what I recall.) It is based on the story of my time working in the mailroom of the Pepsi-Cola Customer Service Center, with some obscure references only a few of the people there will understand, perhaps forgotten over time. Basically, someone there used to work for a pizza place and there were sexual shenanigans of
some sort there.
some sort there.
Lyrics
“Postage Stamps”
deep inside my mind
peek and then you’ll find
a yogurt and some
postage stamps
at the store while shopping
look behind the cereal
take a look at
postage stamps
i went to work to make some pizzas
walked in the back door for no reasons
found a stick of used pepperoni
my eyes turned to the manager
flush the commode
mop the floor
fill the soap
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
right beside the handtruck
over by the mail
take off all the
postage stamps
underneath the sausage
licked on there somehow
someone put some
postage stamps
i went to work to make some pizzas
walked in the back door for no reasons
found a stick of used pepperoni
my eyes turned to the manager
flush the commode
mop the floor
fill the soap
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
clean the hands
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