“Miss Piggy”

A totally homemade song.

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Story behind the Song

A very bizarre song intermixing Muppet references and references to literature, this song didn’t really ever make sense though it almost seems to, including some interesting ideas (read the first stanza and the last stanza). It’s a least very fun to sing, esp. if you want to create a disturbing mood.

Lyrics

“Miss Piggy”

fiction faked me out
novelty wasn’t novel
pages passed by like time
and time is slow to learn

big bird wasn’t my aunt
snuffy doesn’t have a coke habit
if i could have a muppet
i would have miss piggy

kermit can go screw off
dive himself into a book
read about poisonous frogs
read about the elephant man

non-fiction tells more truth
that’s ‘cuz it’s not so novel
if i could have a muppet
i would have miss piggy

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